Companion Care Needed

I'm looking for someone with the Cna experience, someone who is very experienced with transfers, i. e. Hoyer and perhaps slide board also someone who has experience with doing special exercises and using variety of equipment to aid in strength training and mobility would love a companion who gets my humor and enjoys the companion companionship as well I also want someone experienced in daily sponge baths, overall personal hygiene, etc. Companionship, I am a writertoydevelopee, and I'm currently writing a satire. I will need daily hygiene , transfers with my hoyer into my power chair. Doing exercises, and enjoying companionship.