Companion Care Needed - Full-time / Part-time

Looking for someone to assist my father with either in-bed bathing or helping to shower once per week. Would prefer someone who can help with nail care and help with razor face shaving and hair trims with an electric hair trimmer. Someone OK with a dog, but we can secure the dog away from you while you're hear. Must have your own transportation and be lighthearted with a sense of humor.